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Onye ala!
Come let me tell you
the story of how your
forefathers made love
to your mothers under the
udala tree.

My papa wears no red cap
But he is a better father than yours.

You think you can insult?
I will show you what we do to
flies trying to finish our palm wine.

I bu onye nzuzu
cos your Mama never
formed you the proper way
I am Ada;
I am my father’s daughter;

And you are Alu!
made from your father’s
already cold semen in a bottle.